Santana: New York is a weird place.

Rachel: It’s so cultural Santana, you should appreciate it more. 

Santana: Are they….?

Rachel: Oh My GOD.

Santana: Holy crap she can move.

Rachel: I don’t think we should be watching our neighbors have sex while we are on the balcony right next to theirs.

Santana: They won’t even notice. You could probably learn a thing or two from them Berry.

Brittany: I asked for a massage, not an hour of you groping my butt.

Santana: That’s too bad.

Brittany: I want a massage San.

Santana: FIIIINNEEE.

Unholy Trinity: Yea DAS RIGHT BETCHESS!

fate-has-laid-a-hand:

“Santana, wait…”
“Britt, I’ve got to go…”
“No… Stay.”
“Only for you.”

Brittany: Just tell me you still love me.

Santana: I will never stop loving you.

Brittany: Tell me you’ll never leave me again.

Santana: I will follow you wherever you go. I will never leave you. Ever.

Brittany: Kiss me, please.

Santana: Okay. Anything for you.                         [x]

Santana: Dis my significant otter.

Brittany: I told you to stop being gangster cute.

Santana: What does that even mean? It doesn’t matter because you are my otter half.

Santana: Britt?

Brittany: Yea?

Santana: Have you been to otter space?

Brittany: I’ve had it up to hear with your otter nonsense.

Santana: Ok I’ll stop.. HEY WAIT!

Brittany: You are otterly adorable.

Brittany: If I’m a llama you’re a llama.

Santana: I don’t think that’s the saying Britt.

Brittany: Yea I know, but it’s our saying.

Brittany: Don’t be sad San. I’ll only be gone for a little while.

Santana: But I don’t ever want to let you go.

Brittany: I have to go San, i’ll be back before you know it.

Santana: But you aren’t even gone and I already miss you.

“They found us at the pound. -We were like orphans on the sidewalk.- They’re so cute! I want one blonde and one brunette.”

Happy Easter! [x]

Santana: So I got this Easter Basket in the mail today….its gotta be from Britt. Pink polka dot ribbon is so her.

Santana: Look who was hiding in the basket!

Rachel: Ughh why are you getting so cheesy nice? But you still do mean things to me!

Santana: You’re just jealous because you didn’t get one from QUINN!