Santana: New York is a weird place.
Rachel: It’s so cultural Santana, you should appreciate it more.
Santana: Are they….?
Rachel: Oh My GOD.
Santana: Holy crap she can move.
Rachel: I don’t think we should be watching our neighbors have sex while we are on the balcony right next to theirs.
Santana: They won’t even notice. You could probably learn a thing or two from them Berry.
Brittany: I asked for a massage, not an hour of you groping my butt.
Santana: That’s too bad.
Brittany: I want a massage San.
Unholy Trinity: Yea DAS RIGHT BETCHESS!
“Britt, I’ve got to go…”
“Only for you.”
Brittany: Just tell me you still love me.
Santana: I will never stop loving you.
Brittany: Tell me you’ll never leave me again.
Santana: I will follow you wherever you go. I will never leave you. Ever.
Brittany: Kiss me, please.
Santana: Okay. Anything for you. [x]
Santana: Dis my significant otter.
Brittany: I told you to stop being gangster cute.
Santana: What does that even mean? It doesn’t matter because you are my otter half.
Santana: Have you been to otter space?
Brittany: I’ve had it up to hear with your otter nonsense.
Santana: Ok I’ll stop.. HEY WAIT!
Brittany: You are otterly adorable.
Brittany: If I’m a llama you’re a llama.
Santana: I don’t think that’s the saying Britt.
Brittany: Yea I know, but it’s our saying.
Brittany: Don’t be sad San. I’ll only be gone for a little while.
Santana: But I don’t ever want to let you go.
Brittany: I have to go San, i’ll be back before you know it.
Santana: But you aren’t even gone and I already miss you.
“They found us at the pound. -We were like orphans on the sidewalk.- They’re so cute! I want one blonde and one brunette.”
Happy Easter! [x]
Santana: So I got this Easter Basket in the mail today….its gotta be from Britt. Pink polka dot ribbon is so her.
Santana: Look who was hiding in the basket!
Rachel: Ughh why are you getting so cheesy nice? But you still do mean things to me!
Santana: You’re just jealous because you didn’t get one from QUINN!